belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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