im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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