When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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