I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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