Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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