He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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