Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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