Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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