I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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