Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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