what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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