38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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