i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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