Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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