Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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