Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
