I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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