so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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