I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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