Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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