I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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