In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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