I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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