i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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