its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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