She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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