I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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