I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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