Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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