i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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