it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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