Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
