So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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