Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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