My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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