So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
