Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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