very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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