i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
