Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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