I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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