we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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