he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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