i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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