yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
