Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
