So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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