i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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