I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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