I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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