People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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