I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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