yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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