Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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