I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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