Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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