haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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